[FWP] Bone::Easy - All the fun of a singles bar without the bar!

[Michael G Schwern <schwern@pobox.com>]

Can't get a date?  Trouble finding just the right pickup line?  Worry
no more!  The Bone-Easy Sex Aquisition Service has been ported to
Perl!

Next time you find yourself trolling for that certain someone,
eloquence is just a command-line utility away!

Here's a sample of how easy Bone::Easy is:
$ pickup
I'll think about you when I tickle my nipples tonight.
$ pickup
Let's enjoy the traditional custom in North Dakota of getting a hernia.
$ pickup
Hold on while I slip into something a little more naked.
$ pickup
Caress me, darling, I'm from Iran.
$ pickup
Feel my hamster, honeybuns.
$ pickup
You know what they say about a gravedigger with broken thighs.
$ pickup
I know you get this a lot, but you're breathtaking , like a vision of simplicity.


How could anyone possibly resist?!


http://www.pobox.com/~schwern/src/Bone-Easy-0.04.tar.gz


NAME
       Bone::Easy - Perl module for generating pickup lines.

SYNOPSIS
         use Bone::Easy;

         # I know you get this a lot, but what's a unholy fairy like you
         # doing in a mosque like this?
         print pickup, "\n";

DESCRIPTION
       Generates pickup-lines GUARANTEED to get something thrown
       in your face.



-- 

Michael G Schwern      http://www.pobox.com/~schwern/      schwern@pobox.com
Just Another Stupid Consultant                      Perl6 Kwalitee Ashuranse
But why?  It's such a well designed cesspool of C++ code.  Why wouldn't
you want to hack mozilla?
                -- Ziggy

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