Michael G Schwern [schwern@pobox.com] quoth: *>Can't get a date? Trouble finding just the right pickup line? Worry *>no more! The Bone-Easy Sex Aquisition Service has been ported to *>Perl! You need to add in a 'EUPHAMISM' type for things like schlong, wang, etc. The "F-Word" Book and an good euphamism dictionary should help as good pilgrims never actually say the word 'cock' unless, of course, they are talking about their rooster :) Also, if you need either to a) make up a pick-up line or b) are trying to over-engineer the randomness of life your chances are slim for getting a date. Bathing is a more valuable activity, preferably without your powerbook :) e. ==== Want to unsubscribe from Fun With Perl? Well, if you insist... ==== Send email to <fwp-request@technofile.org> with message _body_ ==== unsubscribe