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[FWP] Re: Bone::Easy - All the fun of a singles bar without the bar!



Michael G Schwern [schwern@pobox.com] quoth:
*>Can't get a date?  Trouble finding just the right pickup line?  Worry
*>no more!  The Bone-Easy Sex Aquisition Service has been ported to
*>Perl!

You need to add in a 'EUPHAMISM' type for things like schlong, wang, etc.
The "F-Word" Book and an good euphamism dictionary should help as good
pilgrims never actually say the word 'cock' unless, of course, they are
talking about their rooster :)

Also, if you need either to a) make up a pick-up line or b) are trying to
over-engineer the randomness of life your chances are slim for getting a
date. Bathing is a more valuable activity, preferably without your
powerbook :)

e.

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