Joel Rees <joel_rees@sannet.ne.jp> wrote: >You got the easy part. How'm I supposed to ... > >Lessee --- > > >open( THREE_D_SCANNER, "3D_Scanner|" ); >open( MAIL, "|sendmail -3Dt -f'webmaster@mycoinfo.com'" ); >@buckshot = <THREE_D_SCANNER>; >close THREE_D_SCANNER; >print MAIL "Take @buckshot! and @buckshot!\n"; >print MAIL "Sorry, Brian, I'm not feeling very poetic today.\n"; >close MAIL; > > >You think that might do it? Or should I include a little HTML formatting? Oh, come on! Your question DESERVED my response (of course, I'm rolling on the floor with laughter at this point). In no way do I see myself as a serious poet. It was a gag. Could be seen as both literary challenge and example of simple user interaction (you stepped right up to that one, so don't blame ME!) My only hope now is that the memory of this fades away into obscurity (no chance of me chasing down all the copies of it and burning them!) --B Brian McNett, Webmaster ************************************************************* Mycoinfo. The world's first mycology e-journal. http://www.mycoinfo.com/ ************************************************************* # ===== Want to unsubscribe from this list? # ===== Send mail with body "unsubscribe" to macperl-request@macperl.org